Archive for April, 2007

April 27th, 2007

i just love cock-stories…. and mayb sum trouble as well…

well, as most of u guys who still live in Malaysia wud have known, the government planned to register all
bloggers who blog in any webspace registered under the domain “.my”. Is it me, or is this another kooky plan to limit the use of the net hatched up by another computer-and-internet illeterate? hmmmm… i know that i might get into trouble wit such remarks that i had made in the past (and still am), but i actually have this
craaazzzzyyyy idea that i am able to exercise my basic human right to self- expression… sheeeshhh… wat an idiot i must seem to the guys controlling malaysian information flow… (***sarcasm alert***)

i actually managed to get my name in the newspaper (The Star, 12th April).. Now, before u get all excited, it was just an excerpt from a remark i posted on TheStar Online. I for one was truly and utterly confused wit a Datuk claiming that his name was tarnished in the blog site of a Malaysian blogger… Errrmm, wud you actually care to explain that, sir? Or at least try to put out ur own blog and show the world how u serve the rakyat lar…. How fcuking dumb can a person be to instigate a proposal to monitor all internet access and information flow from a person, when it clearly crashes head-on wit the basic human fcuking rights?! I mean to say that, use the internet to fight internet problems la… don fucking limit and restrict our fucking freedom….!

April 23rd, 2007

my revalation

here i am, sitting in front of a computer at work trying to magically solve the programming problem by staring at the monitor for 15 mins straight… suddenly, out of the blue, i had a revelation… it hit me like a brick from the sky… IM NOT A STUDENT ANYMORE…!!! IM NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE!!!

this really sucks… i mean, its great having a job n earning lots (hehe.. wink), but there are a few matters concerning the life im living now,wen compared 2 the life i had six months ago, tends to make me feel so sucky….

like, nowadays, im WAKING up at 7am, instead of goind to bed… aaargrghh… and 12 midnite aledi seems like bedtime whereas that was the ideal time to go for a cup of milo panas and a few drags of ciggies at the ESSO shop in SP wit a bunch of homies talking bout how the world is so fcuked up… Im even eating breakfast food at breakfast times now!

3 words strike deep fear into me: PTPTN LOAN REPAYMENT… damn… there’s no need in elaborating this point… u can also add in CAR LOAN REPAYMENT, but i don mind that…. i think?

April 23rd, 2007

My reply to all those chain letter we receive

Damn, either I must be so immature, or im fucking pissed. Here’s a little insight for all u ppl who forward dumb shit on frenster bulletin or msgs. This is a reiteration of my previous bulletin on this matter last year.

I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, wit fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by idiots who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Taiping with a boob on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send “his” email to $1000? How fucking stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here. If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine.

So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter orang halus will come into my room and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Imhotep in 2000BC and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the HMS Repulsive Sh!tHeads and if it makes it to the year 3000, it’ll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.

April 22nd, 2007

Happy 5th Anniversay April Batch 2002

hiya guys… happy 5th anniversary! if i still remember it all properly, we were doing our registration on the 20th and 21st of april 2002, and we started our orientation on the 22nd.

man, were we wild! we had to be split into two groups… the Auditorium group, and the Lecture Hall group…
those were the days where we met our new frens… our life frens… we looked left and right, front and
back… we came wit hope… most to do medicine… some to do biotech… some to do IT…. even some to do Business or Engineering…

These were the days where we started the phase of our life wit the most prolifict impact towards the rest of our lives… Some achieved their goals… Some are struggling for it…. Some failed…. Some failed at one, but found another calling…. But most importantly, ALL persevered…

we fought for wat we wanted… we played wit all out strength… we ate and drank like family… there were so many of us so very different, yet all were here for one goal in life: to succeed…

there are many who left AIMST after failing to reach their goals.. but they moved on, never to give up, and have achieved success elsewhere. But they were always remembered. Some left as their time in AIMST was up… they also learned to move on, but were never forgotten… Some still stand in AIMST,
as living proof that this great batch of students areyet to be honoured in their achievements… and also to
provoke madness in Ms.Sandra and Mr.Dharma…

and though many wud think that i am crazy, i wud still have to say that i miss the fcuking place… dont get me wrong.. i hated the lifeless town wit the fcuked up rules of the university and the crappy deep sh|tholes i’ve been thru… but wateva it was, i can firmly say that it was the people, not the place, which will make me miss it the most….

HAPPY 5th ANNIVERSARY April Batch 2002!