i wanna make a new movie. Its title is Lanun Selat Melaka: Sumpah Mutiara Hitam. This is inline wit our goverment’s view to promote our country during the Visit Malaysia Year. Im making it in Bahasa Malaysia, so that it can also be marketed in rural ares wer English usage is a rare as an honest politician.

It’ll be starring Jalaluddin Hassan as Kapten Jacko Pipit. Mayb i can rope in Rosyam Noor as William Pemusing, and we can give Siti Nurhaliza her acting debut as William’s love interest, Eliza Angsa. Hmmmm… mayb Hazbullah Awang can potray Kapten Bar-Busuk. Ako Mustapha will play Komander Jamil Norrington.

last nite i watched a movie so cliched it wud make u wonder why in god’s good grace did Martin Lawrence act in it. A bunch of misfits, a losing basketball team, a coach wit temper issues, a really strong opposing team, the state final match: the perfect cliche. No prizes for guessing wat happens in the end.

it got me wondering. Actually as my faithful readers wud have known by now, I’d be wondering bout stuff in most of my time spent awake. I wondered, wat if they make a movie, the same cliche filled genre, about a football team… but with a twist… it’s a football team in AIMST!!! (cue in low-budget hip-hop background music)

i read a weekly column in the paper yesterday bout this columnist who said she had ppl emailing her telling her to stop writing lies in her column.

well, i too had a few unwelcome personal msgs in frenster telling me to stop posting crap like this one. Errrm…. excuse me, but, wud you please go fuck urslf with a durian? This was actually coming from idiots who post those notorious “forward this if u want ur mom to live” msgs… get a life, bitches…

i’ve been approached by sum ppl who asked me whether wat i write is true or not. Well, it is true… to a certain extent lah… For example, if i write bout me losing the pie eating contest last week, it wud be a lie. But if i wrote that a certain university campus near a certain ”gunung” is only gonna open next year (or the year after), it MIGHT be true. And if i wrote that a certain security guard is a gay gorilla in uniform, it’s true. Very true.