Colours in the cafeteria…..

While yours truly was studying, he realized that the university was a great place to meet new female acquaintances. Every where I turned, there seemed to be a bevy of beauties just strutting over here and there, just there for the delight of all males. Indians, Malays, Chinese, Sikhs….. There were also some Bangladeshis but no one actually wanted to go near them. They smelled funny.

Now, me and another two of my very good buddies, while still living in the hostel, used to group up in the cafeteria. We would sit at the table right at the back, where everyone must pass to go to put down the plates and cups. We guys would be sitting there looking at each angel faced girl and be lost in our own thoughts. We even had a rating system which cumulatively sums up a girl’s hot-ness. (We’re boys, what else do you expect us to do? We ain’t gay…) Now, mind you, that there were plenty hot or beautiful and cute girls, and we almost always saw at least 20 new faces every week. By and by, we had even started to name girls with code names. We named them with colours, based n the colour of the dress which we first felt that she was quite hot.

So, here’s a list of some of those girls:

Yellow: Ahhhhh, Yellow…. Yellow was my favourite girl. I was practically in love with Yellow for some time, but never did have the guts to actually get to talk to her. Or maybe it was because she was rarely to be seen outside of her class. We first saw yellow in a yellow T-Shirt (duhh!!) and blue jeans. She was an Indian girl with straight hair and a fair face. After Yellow managed to get in medicine, I finally got her number from a mutual friend, but never did call her. I also found out she had a boyfriend. Bummer.

Orange: Orange was a Malay girl, short in height, but very very hot. She didn’t at all look Malay-ish. She looked like something from a magazine. She was wearing an orange thingy (I dunno the names of stuff that hangs in most women’s wardrobe) with a black skirt. She had the slutty look. Meeeooowwww!!! She was also involved in a scandal, but it wasn’t much publicized as the “Cuticura” scandal.

Blue: Blue, oh my dear Blue… Pardon me saying this, but Blue has THE best ass in the university. It was a unanimous decision by the council. Blue played along in our minds ever since the first day we set our eyes on her. Sadly, her great anatomical perfection was nothing compared to her attitude. She was one of the most snobbish girls we’ve ever met. She and her friends are from the same bunch. She always thought she was a superstar in the university coz of her brief appearance in the TV.

Purple: Purple was a lanky girl who was hot in her own way. She didn’t come up in out list very often, but when she did, it was always coz of what she wore that day. Our eyes were illuminated on each of those days.

Red: Red isn’t much of a mention. She wasn’t hot. In fact, she was the ONLY girl in the “colour list” not to be hot. The reason? We saw plenty of her during those days. But no other day was as blinding as the day she wore a fucking red curtain strapped around her waist and walked around saying it was a skirt. We’d never forget that day. We finished a bottle of Eye-Mo each trying to soothe our eyes.

Hmmmm…. I’ve seem to have divulged quite enough already… I guess none of the girls in those list would ever realize that I am talking about them. Except Yellow. She’s now in the 8th Batch of Medical Students. Oh Yellow, if you are single, please be reminded that I am single too…..