Acts of stupidity

All my life, I have done unavoidable acts of stupidity. Many, many, many stuff of legends. I truly had my own peak periods of total idiocracy. Some were very embarrassing during those times, and some are just plain dumb that you would think twice if I said I have a completed my bachelor’s degree. And even that wasn’t in a totally honest way (let’s leave that for another post, shall we?).

Let’s just look back at the stuff i did…

I once shaved my right eyebrow totally off. I was 10 or 11. It all started wen daddy left his shaving kit in plain sight. Being the fucking little devil I am, I tried experimenting with it during bath time. After shaving patches on my arms, I moved on to my face and mimic’d Daddy. I was a lot shorter then, so I couldn’t see myself in the bathroom mirror. After a while, I decided to shave my forehead. Yup. Forehead. Which fucking 11 year-old idiot would even think of trying to shave his forehead?! I did. After “shaving” it, I realised the blade had hair in it. Hair! Even at that tender age, I managed to realise that foreheads don’t have significant amount of hair. After feeling my face around with my hands only did I realise what had happened. I lied to my mom by saying the hair dropped of coz of some chemical in the water. I received a proper amount of spanking later. I wore a “Handiplast” for the next 4 weeks, and later “drew” a complete eyebrow with my mom’s make-up kit.

I also once scalded the back of my hand. On the hot exhaust pipe of my motorbike. This happenned 2 years ago. Yup. Whether it’s 11 or 21, I’m still capable of acts of pure stupidity. It was all due to a friend telling me to be careful near the exhaust pipe. I told him not to worry, coz it wud’ve cooled off by then. To prove my point, I put the back of my hand there. A few miliseconds later, I pulled out my hand in screaming agony. Doofus.

While on a reunion vacation in Pangkor last May, my friends and I were in the resort swimming pool when I discovered the intake valve for the small water slide. It was suctioning off the pool water for the water slide at high pressure through a 2inch wide PVC tube. Even when I felt the high presure, I couldn’t resist palying with it. It nearly took my hand off its sockets. Not happy with it, I tried feeding it with my T-Shirt. Only then I learned of the dangers of high pressure suction tubes.

Also, I’ve purposely tried to swallow a 50cent coin. Then there’d the occasion of me trying run a 100 meter race while being piss drunk where I fell flat on my face. And oh, the time I tried burning a little hair on my legs and ended up burning more than I bargained for. Not to forget the day I defiantly picked a fight with a lecturer coz he didn’t wanna pronounce my name right and ended up on his blacklist for a whole year, at which he even barred me from an examination because of the ongoing feud. Also, THE most stupid thing I did was to suscribe to TM Nut and its fucking shitty “broadband” service, Screamyx!

Aaaaahhhhhhhhh…. memorieeeesssssssssss….