Days of Past…

There was a time, about 5 years ago, when I was much younger and naive, where I first entered the world of tertiary studies. I was so fucking excited to be going away from home. For 17 years I was in Klang, and I felt I needed to see the world and mix with more people. I also wanted to go hang out with girls every day and hang out till the wee hours of morning. University seems to be the best place to do all those stuff, without the intervention of my parents, of course. And so, with a duffel bad and another 2 sling bags, I departed to Kedah to start my life away from home.

My first housemates were quirky characters by themselves. My roommates were 2 guys named Dave and Nim (*names have been changed). There were a pair of dudes living in another room who were already acquainted before they came here. Their names were Joe and Tooki. Another room was occupied with Shit and DumbFuck. And the single room was inhabited by a shady character, BangsarBoy.

Even if we barely talked to each other, a few unforeseen incidents had altered my relationship with Shit. He ended up to become one of the two BESTest friends I ever had in my life and whom I held in high respect. DumbFuck was exactly as his name was. He was a Dumb Fuck. He left after a month after he was diagnosed with tuberculosis. I jumped with joy. Not for his TB, but for his leaving. Then, Dave moved into Shit’s room. My nightmare began after Nim’s cousin, Son Of A Bitch (SOAB), a senior, moved into our room.

A few dastardly events unfolded and I was typically fucked by SOAB and made the scapegoat. Being a fucking jolly dude back then didn’t help much. So, I was pushed into exile by the lot. But as all bad things happen, good things also came up. Shit brought me to meet his clique, where I found guys who do not judge, who listen to you, and accept you. They are my best friends till now, and till I die.

I was acquitted of the “allegations” made upon me after 3 months, and everyone involved except SOAB gave their apologies which I accepted. BangsarBoy even offered a beer party, which I declined for the sole reason of having an exam on the next day.

As for SOAB, he became one of the most famous PARASITES to have ever set foot in the university. He screwed the early stages of his education, and he only took baths once a week. He also coupled up with a girl who is captivated by his charm (or smell). If I was Mr.Bean, he is definitely the guy with the three-wheeled blue car. I fucking hate him that much. Even Spiderman 3 didn’t manage to teach me about forgiveness. I’ll forgive him after I have shoved a 6 foot sharpened bamboo shoot up his stinking ass.