Being An Asshole

Some people are perfectly fitted to be assholes. Yup. Assholes. Whenever a person is referred to be an asshole, he or she is being said to be a thoroughly contemptible, detestable person. Hmmm… How many of us have seen some members of parliament being the perfect examples of assholes? Hahaha… Surely, with YouTube around, I doubt most Malaysian netizens have missed it, unless of course being hampered by poor “broadband” services by TMNet Streamyx.

Now, I don’t wanna be all so polical here. After all, I rarely watch the news. Neways, have you ever wondered that assholes never seem to feel that thei “assholic” actions are being a fucking nuisance for others around them? I knew a big asshole who used to call himself a friend once. He was literally and figuratively an asshole. The dude took a bath about once a week. He smells like an asshole.

But sometimes, we are compelled by some inner force to be assholes. I turn into an asshole when I’m hungry and my friends just wanna start the 4th liquor bottle of the night. My brother turns into an asshole for 15 minutes every morning right after he wakes up. Sometimes, being an asshole is what we need to keep people away for some time. It might not be the most polite way, but it surely is the most effective way.

I end this post with my first podcast. It is a song entitled “Asshole” by the famous comedian, Denis Leary. It is fucking funny, I tell ya…. Listen to it “live” or download it or whatever. I’m still new at this podcast thingy so please bear with me. Anyone with advice is welcomed to contact me. Just don’t be an asshole about it.

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