Hari Pothead and the Goblokian Blogosphere

In the country of Goblok, there is a story about Hari Pothead, the Goblokian blogger who was destined, since birth, to fight the evil called Lord Vol-dont-blog. Young Hari Pothead has had a troubled past, as his parents were supposedly killed by a cement-mixer lorry crashing into their family’s Honda EX5 motorcycle while on the way to a “kenduri” dinner. Hari was then sent living with his mother’s uncle’s sister’s son’s barber’s mother-in-law’s niece’s family.

When Hari turned 15, he was exposed to this new thing called the “internet”. He had so much fun surfing all those porn websites that displayed boobies of all those hot women that he truly felt he was in heaven. Then came the e-mail, from a person called Albus Dingdongbell, saying that he was accepted into a special online school that teaches web design, programming and blogging to selected netizens. During his term there, he befriended Her-hiney Grunger and Ron Weasel. Together they discovered Hari’s destiny to fight Lord Vol-dont-blog in a website that was created since the beginning of ARPANET.

Lord Vol-dont-blog was the evil idiot minister in the Goblok government, who didn’t know jack shit about blogging, but still persisted to persecute blogging and bloggers in the great country of Goblok. According to Lord Vol-dont-blog, bloggers shouldn’t be spreading lies and inducing racial disharmony. Lord Vol-dont-blog also cited that bloggers who insult the Emperor of Goblok will be brought to detention without proper toilet facilites under the Goblok Act of Security and Prosecution (GASP).

Lord Vol-dont-blog had many henchmen, many of whom have never used a computer or the internet in their lives other than to watch pirated movies bought from illegal roadside VCD/DVD sellers. These henchmen mostly are members of a secret organisation called the Congregation of United National Truthsayers, otherwise known as CUNT. They believe that all truths can and must only come from their sources, therefore any other information relayed by non-CUNT members such as bloggers will be considered as lies.

Hari Pothead was involved in a lot of trouble when he blogged about some sensitive issues. Hari blogged one day, saying that his toilet clogged and he couldn’t flush the shit out after shitting. He raised questions about the efficacy of Goblok’s national waste management firm, Toilet And Hygene Industries, Inc (TAHI Inc.). After some digging, Hari managed to bring to light some issues of mismanagement of shit in TAHI, Inc.’s yearly report. As it was, one of TAHI, Inc’s board member was Lord Vol-dont-blog’s henchmen, thus Hari was prosecuted under GASP.

Finally, Albus Dingdongbell managed to free Hari from his predicament by opening his own international blog and fighting for Hari’s right to blog about his opinion. Though Hari was released, Dingdongbell was given a subpoena by the High Court of Goblok to appear before court on the charge of insulting the Emperor. Though no one knows how the fuck Dingdongbell’s blog article was interpreted as an insult, they all knew that all the brewhaha created by Lord Vol-dont-blog and his CUNTs regarding blogging is just a product of idiocracy and in the end, will prove futile after Hari Pothead discovers a mean to defeat Lord Vol-dont-blog.

To be continued……..

PS: This article is not intended to insult ANYONE. Also, another message to all those people who try to hunt down bloggers: NO, this article does not discredit anyone directly! It is your own fucking imagination if you think I am trying to fuck you or to incite hate and disharmony! So, just go fuck yourself if you got nothing better to do!