Hari Pothead and the Hogwash School for Goblok Kids

This time, I’m gonna tell you a rundown of Hari Pothead’s secondary school in the country of Goblok. When he was 11 years old, Hari was accepted into a school running an experimental schooling system called the V-Shen School System. V-Shen stands for absolutely nothing, as the Goblokian government decided to opt a more “cool” name instead of School for Pupils to Learn About Tolerance (SPLAT). The school Hari Pothead attended, Hogwash School for Goblok Kids was located in the bustling city in Goblok called Blackfields, where you can get delicious indian food and RM 40 hookers.

Albus Dingdongbell was the headmaster of Hogwash, with Cikgu Mariam Mat-Goggle as Penyelia Petang (afternoon session supervisor). Then we have the Chemistry teacher, Se-berus Ape (**credits to Redgrave), who hates Hari Pothead for some unknown reson. It is worthy to mention that Se-berus Ape was once a model for a Goblokian hair cream commercial. The appointed teacher-in-charge for the Pendidikan Jasmani (Physical Education) subject always changes from year-to-year, due to a jinx from Lord Vold-dont-blog many years ago when he unsuccessfully applied for the post.

They also have a Kelas Pertanian (Farming Class), taught by Mrs. Bean Sprouts. All they do in that class is try to discover some new techniques to produce hybrid rice grains to be used by the Goblokian government in their Southern Corridor Development Plan. They employ traditional Goblokian farming techniques, such as using an elephant to plough the land, simultaneously using the elephant’s truckload of faeces as organic fertiliser.

They also have a subject called OrangAsli studies. This subject is taught to appreciate the indegeneous people of Goblok, though no one seems to care about them. No person gives two flying fucks for the welfare of these people even though they are the natives of the land, much like the Red Indians of America. The only time the Goblok government gives attention to these people is when their village in buried under a huge-ass mudslide during some torrential downpour.

That’s all for now. Watch out for more information regarding the great nation of Goblok and its famous school, Hogwash along with its boy wonder, Hari Pothead.