The List of What Malaysia Really Is

I am not unpatriotic. The reason I am doing this is because I AM patriotic. I’m sick of all the shit that has been going on. I want to take action. And I need to start small. So, maybe a small list like this would be the perfect for it. Don’t get me wrong. This is also done in the good name of humour. For all those dunces out there, if you can’t get this through your thick skull, well, I don’t give two fuckz about it. Here a list of everything Malaysian, according to my eyes.

Parliament Parodies

• Calling each other names
• Referring to others as animals.
• Shouting “STUPID” when lacking debating skills
• Insensitivity to women
• Debates on trivial issues
• Sleeping in the parliament
• Shylocks with APs

Racial and Religious Rantings

• Disrespecting each others’ religion
• Causing ruckus in the name of one’s religion
• Needless segregation
• Abuse of a certain “contract” made decades ago.
• Stereotyping races for advertisements
• The Keris and the bloodbath
• Case of the apostates
• Religious “freedom”

Social Shenanigans

• Brewhaha over a video clip
• Port Klang Free Zone issues
• Istana Zakaria in Klang
• Needless studies and committees on stupid issues
• Corrupt officials
• Tragic road accidents
• Leaking parliaments
• Collapsing roofs
• Murder of a Mongolian
• Crackdown on bloggers
• Clampdown on bloggers

Sporting Shit

• Decline of football standards
• Wrongful allegations on a certain badminton figurehead
• Empty promises of rewards for a SUKOM 98 gold medalist
• Wasteful spending for impractical foreign sports facilities
• Politicians in administration

Educational Erosion

• Students punching teachers
• Teachers punching students
• Students punching students
• Lame and inaccurate history books
• Frequent implementation and scrapping of new systems

Aaarrgghh! 50th Independence Day huh?! Go on, feel free to add anything else you guys think is APPROPRIATE.