Hari Pothead and The Hunt for Dogs and Pigs

Welcome back to the world of Hari Pothead. Some weeks have passed since Albus Dingdongbell was put into jail after the allegations of insulting the Emperor of Goblok. Nevertheless, Hari and his friends, Her-hiney Grunger and Ron Weasel were still standing in support of Albus in the Goblokian Blogosphere. They had a new ally with them, their new Pendidikan Jasmani teacher, Rebus Lampin, who was skilled in fighting against the dark forces wielded by Congregation of United National Truthsayers (CUNT).

Unbeknownst to the young heroes, Rebus Lampin was a were-pig. Every full moon, he would turn into a pig with humanoid features. The evil Lord Vol-dont-blog was furious at this alliance of Rebus and Hari, and was still looking for legal loopholes to separate them. Meanwhile, in the country of Goblok, the people were terrified of an infamous prisoner, Seriously Hitam, who escaped from the darkest prison complex in Kuala Gempur, called Pudu-ban. Pudu-ban was an eerie complex that housed many criminals seized under the Goblok Act of Security and Prosecution (GASP).

After some legal proceedings, Albus Dingdongbell was released from jail after being represented by a few famous lawyers on the good side of the force. Lord Vol-dont-blog , in his website, started defaming the Goblokian government for lack of action, but still remains elusive. His word was made into propaganda by the CUNTs and was set into motion to divide the people of Goblok, in hopes that they could one day control the Goblokian Internet scene.

All the while, in Hari’s school, he kept spotting many stray dogs congregating and watching him. Thus, the municipal council of that area started issuing a directive that allows all dogs to be caught in exchange of Goblokian Dollars. Cruelty to those animals was rampant and people were going at in guns blazing, literally. Hari Pothead noticed one dog to be especially concentrating on him alone, and it was a very, very BLACK dog.

One day, after being chased by that black dog into his schools toilet, Hari noticed something strange. It wasn’t a dog at all. It was a human walking on all fours LIKE a dog, except that he is furrier than most humans. It was Seriouly Black, the infamous criminal!!! Suddenly, out of nowhere, Rebus Lampin appeared to explain that Black was actually Hari’s godfather, entrusted by Hari’s parents who died in the cement-mixer lorry accident. It was revealed that Seriously Black can speak animal language, thus able to control all the dogs in the city.

During all this, Lord Vol-dont-blog, who had a webcam in the toilet, saw all that unraveled and was extremely pissed. He then got his chance for revenge at Hari Pothead. Since it was full moon, he made his lackeys (the CUNTs) to hunt down all the pigs in neighbouring states and kill them, since he knew of Rebus Lampin’s condition.Rebus Lampin had no choice but to resign his job and escape to another state in Goblok, called State 9. Seriously Black was mistaken for the infamous Orang Minyak, and had to escape too. And Hari Pothead was all alone again, and went back to smoking pot.

Albus Dingdongbell then tells Hari of his destiny, again, and gives Hari hope. Hari vows to fight against all those CUNTs and also the GASP. One day, he will succeed against oppression in the Goblokian blogosphere and make Goblok a better place to live in.