The People You Meet At Work

ever read the book The 5 people U Meet in heaven? good. neither did i. But the mere title has given me an idea on smthg to write about. My previous posting about lying got me only one feedback, and it contained the word idiot. Thank You dear.

it doesnt matter if u stay at the same job for 30 years, or keep switching jobs more frequent that rabbits procreate. U will ALWAYS meet the same type of people anywhere u go. Here’s a list of some of those people. (this is written based on personal experience)

The Boss -
There’s always the boss. He might not even be the head of the company, but he’s just ur boss. Bummer. U’ll never see him anywer in the office, but he will mysteriously stand behind u while ur just surfing thru friendster or trying to pick boogers out of ur nose.

The Manager -
He thinks he’s the boss. Doesnt know shit about wats going on, but will happily comment on ur work and inadvertantly screw it up, then act dumb. The worst of the species. Plays golf with his superiors even though he sucks terribly

The Hot Chick -
Has great physique. A descendant of Venus. Makes you drool if ur a guy. Hangs out with less hot girls so that she stand out. Sometimes just got the job coz of her boobies. She will have nothing to do with you.

The Hot Dude -
Has rock-hard abs and biceps. A decendant of Adonis. All girls will be literally throwing themselves at his feet, but he will consider them only as frens as he is dating another hot girl. Is one of ur best buds if ur a guy. A gentleman. U’d be hating him secretly.

The Irritating Guy -
Has bad hairdo. Tries to hang out with ur clique and just doesnt seem to get the hint that he is unanimously hated. It rains wen he talks. Gives out BAAAD jokes. Crowd favourite to win the award for “THE MOST FUCKING IRRITATING ASSHOLE”. U’d like to stick a needle in his eye.

The Nice Old Aunty -
She’s nice to everyone, and everyone just loves her. She brings cookies and sweets and loads of stuff. Her table is decorated wit family pics. Talks loads bout her family. Sometimes just wont stop.

The Weird Girl -
She dresses weird. Talk weird. Has a dreamy look. Most of this species wears specs. Very conserved and quiet. Eats lunch alone. If ur a guy, will make u wonder how she’d look naked in ur bed and without that weird look. And that’s all you do. She just makes u wonder.

The Guy Who Hates Ur Fucking Guts -
Gives a mean look evrytime he passes u. Is afraid that ur after his job. He’s nice to everyone BUT you. Has menacing plans on how to screw you if the boss assign both of u on the same task team. Gives u the DeNiro look just like in Meet The Parents… **Im watching you**.

The Cleaner Lady -
ALWAYS, ALWAYS comes to do her job wen u r in the middle of some important work or discussion. Makes you stand up and move away to allow her to sweep under the desk and will come back 15 mins later to either vacuum or mop the fucking floor. Will shake her head incessantly wen scooping rubbish from YOUR bin.

The Porn Guy -
Has insurmountable collection of porno. Makes you spoilt for choice. The only problem is, he talks about porn or sex even EVERY SINGLE MOMENT.