The Naked Truth About Me

Kesh just tagged me a few days back, and here I am with another post about me, me and me. Ok, it wouldn’t be as much of a collection of irrelevant facts about me. Maybe some hot chick would actually find all this interesting, or i could also stop trying to imagine stuff a lot. Here’s the naked truth about me.

•  Kav is actually a shortened version of another short version of my name. Yeah, it went from Kavilan to Kavi to Kav. Before I know, some dickheads are gnna start calling me Ka.
• I’m 23 this year, and I sometimes don’t act my age. And how is it that someone “acts his/her age?” Quite a fucking dumb statement, if you ask me. I carry some baggage around my love handles and have a cool temperament. I’m only appealing to those I wanna be appealing to. That is inclusive of anyone with a nice pair of boobs and the XX chromosome.
• I’m a movie buff. I watch lots of movies, and am an ardent fan of classics in both the English and Tamil language. Nicolas Cage and Kamalhassan, in my eyes, are embodiment of true actors. Maybe you can push in Jack Nicholson and Kevin Spacey. Stop talking bout Rajinikanth or Vijay to me. I’d poke your eyes out. Comedy, horror, thriller, chick flick, anything; I’d watch it all with anyone. But I hate going to all those “complicated thinking” movies like Syriana with some doofuses who can’t understand what’s going on and keeps butting in asking me to explain. Shut the fuck up in theaters if you’re with me. Unless you’re my gal whom I brought to the movies NOT to watch the movie.
• Am an ardent reader of books, any books, except the romance genre. Heck, I even read the TV guide when there’s nothing to read. Have read the complete works of Roald Dahl by the time I was 15. And I STILL read him. Tom Clancy kicks ass, and so does Grisham, but its been ages since I help a book by Grisham. For me, Tolkien was nothing more than an old prick with too much fucking time on his hands, even if he spins quite an interesting yarn. Books on Astronomy holds a special interest for me.
• I play computer games like there’s no tomorrow. Oh well, I used to play like that back in university. Favourite genres include only First Person Shooters and Real TIme Strategy. Lara Croft can screw her own sweet boobs for all I care. Tom Raider sucks. Half-life series rules. Anyone belittling Valve’s gaming technology is a blasphemous asshole. Need for Speed is kinda cool, though Carbon sucked ass.
• Music is part of me. Hip hop and hard rock is my type. Though I do have my moods which makes me revert to Alanis Morissette or Chantal Kreviazuk once in a while. I listen to all types of music. All except songs from fucking WESTLIFE. DIE WESTLIFE DIE. I fucking hate Westlife. Don’t ask me why. And not to forget, 80s tamil songs are still the evergreen melodies as they were 20 years ago. Put them on anytime to make me relaxed. Linkin Park, Metallica and Marilyn Manson can do me justice when my mood in kinda grungy. Am a wannabe rapper.
• My gruff appearence makes people think of me in a stereotypical manner. The fun starts when I show them that I love mathematics, history and the arts, and you can sense them for being sorry for being too quick in judging me. I am not one to be taken as a fool, and as some people have experienced, I make any move being fully prepared. I have the knack of making up backup plans for everythg in case shit goes not as planned. I hold lots of facts in my head, most of them useless facts, coz I just seem to absorb information and remember them for no particular reason. But I can’t seem to remember to keep my computer desk clean.
• My main attraction and plus point is my overwhelming sense of humour. Laughing is a passion for me. And if you can’t spare some energy to live to the moment and enjoy some laughs, you better not hang out with me. Making the mood healthy and cheery is what I love.
• I have an obscenely foul mouth when it comes to certain matters. Though I can seem to be a good boy when at home. I don’t care what ppl think of me when I cuss like a sailor. It’s just me.
• And oooooo, I just sooooo hate our government right now. I’m frutrated with all those crap policies and wastage of funds.

And I guess I gotta tag some ppl now. Hmmmm… dunno who to tag….

Redgrave - dude, you better post this shit bout urslf…

Saravanan07

Mahendran

Sabrina - oh well, i GOTTA pick someone!!

Anthraxxxx