My 2008 Resolution

It’s that time again for another New Year’s Resolution. ***Yaaaawwwnnnn***. Like last year’s resolution, I’m gonna make my goals somewhat realistically achievable. That means I’m not gonna have some stupid shit like I wanna find me a girlfriend this year, coz it ain’t gonna happen with a measly resolution that I post up on my blog and compatible and good girlfriends are hard to come by, especially for nice guys like me. I’m also not gonna say that I wanna stop downloading torrentz and respect privacy laws, coz, what the heck, I’m a pirate!!! Neways, this year, I’m planning the same number of resolutions, 5. Yup. Seeing that I actually achieved 3.5 out of 5 resolutions last year, I dare say that I would like to improve myself and come out better than I am. So, on to the list…

2008 Resolution Number 1
Kav, Lose Some Fucking Weight Please!!!

It would be a change to LOSE some weight rather than gaining them always. Flashback to uni days: I was much slimmer than I am now, with me playing as the goalkeeper in football at least 4 times a week for 3 years. Plus, good food was rare, thus I rarely stuffed my face with it. Mom’s cooking is definitely a temptation to resist for all men.

2008 Resolution Number 2
Get Youself A New Job, With Respectable Pay, Kav, or Keep Rotting in Klang!!!

After getting my 1st job last year (one of the resolutions, too), I’m on the lookout for advancing opportunities. Yep. Translation: I’m earning peanuts now. And the car and PTPTN loan repayments ain’t helping me much either. This is an indirect self-advertisement for those of you looking for a good PHP programmer in/around KL, Puchong, PJ, Kelana Jaya, Penang Island and Seberang Perai. Contact me.

2008 Resolution Number 3
Kav, You MUST Get Your Long Pending 2nd Tattoo

Yes… I must get re-inked. I had to cancel my January 12 appointment in December coz of some financial issues. That’s fucked up. Some shit comes up unexpectedly, and I had to cancel it. NO MORE! I wanna get my sanskrit ohm by the end of the year, and hopefully with something extra too. There’s oni one place I’m heading to: Borneo Ink in Desa Sri Hartamas. By December 2008. Period.

2008 Resolution Number 4
Socialize and Expand Your Fucking Friend Base, Kav, and Meet More People!

Well, last year, I made a bunch of new friends online, so now, I wanna gear up to having a more interactive social life. I wanna go back to being like I was before I started working. I WAS popular and quite well-known in my uni, if I may say so. I never feared to mingle and made a lot of friends. Ever since I started working here in Klang, my social life has been kinda boring. It’s all about to change. Right?

2008 Resolution Number 5
Get A Girl, Kav, and Keep Her Well…

Yeah, I know I said some shit above. But after being single for slightly more than a year, I guess it’s time for me to get going again. I guess I’m mature enough to stop fooling around and really go around with someone for some serious relationship. But this ain’t much of a wriiten-on-stone kinda resolution. I mean, I gotta be looking for THE right one, right? One that knows how to appreciate humour and loves to talk. Not such a hard thing to look for, huh?