The Backstreet Boys Made Me Feel Suicidal

You wanna know why I wanna kill myself? All because of those BackStreet Boys. Been hearing them for the last few days in Hitz.FM and Fly FM. Even THR Raaga was promoting them. Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhh. This morning, I had a conversation wit Dante on MSN. Here’s what that went on.

Dante says:
am i…..

Dante says:
your fire

Dante says:
your one

Dante says:
desire…..

KaviLaN says:
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Dante says:
but we

KaviLaN says:
:-O

Dante says:
are 2 worlds…..

Dante says:
Can’t reach to your heart

Dante says:
When you say

Dante says:
i want it that way

Dante says:
tell me why

Dante says:
ain’t nothing but a heartbreak

Dante says:
tell me why

Dante says:
ain’t nothing but a mistake

Dante says:
i nvr wanna hear u say

Dante says:
iiiiiiiiiiii want it that way

Dante says:
c’mon dude

Dante says:
sing-a-long

KaviLaN says:
iiiiiiii—-iiiiiiiiiiii waaaaaaantttt itt ttthhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

Dante says:
yeah baby

KaviLaN says:
backstreet’s back, alrite!

Dante says:
hahaha

Dante says:
omigod we’re back again!

KaviLaN says:
brothers and sisters lemme hear u siiiinggg

KaviLaN says:
am i the only one?!!!

Dante says:
yeah……

Dante says:
am i original?!

KaviLaN says:
yeah

KaviLaN says:
am i sexual?!!!

KaviLaN says:
+o( **barf**

Dante says:
+o( **barf**

Dante says:
yeah……

Dante says:
am i everything u need u better rock ur body now

Dante says:
EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!

KaviLaN says:
yeaaaahhh— eaahhhh!

Dante says:
ROCK YOUR BODY!!!!!!!

KaviLaN says:
wats the song wit the spaceship video clip and shit?

Dante says:
i have no idea

Dante says:
hey

KaviLaN says:
it has a catchy tune laaa…

Dante says:
this song was about vampirs, werewolves and crap

Dante says:
the MV i mean

Dante says:
the spaceship thingy was ‘larger than life’

KaviLaN says:
yeah yeah…

KaviLaN says:
how did it go again?

Dante says:
remember?

Dante says:
wait

KaviLaN says:
All you people can’t you see, can’t you see!!!!

Dante says:
All you people can’t you see, can’t you see

KaviLaN says:
How your love’s affecting our reality!!!!

Dante says:
how ur love’s affecting our reality

Dante says:
everytime we’re down

Dante says:
u can make it right

KaviLaN says:
and that makes u laaaarrrrggggeeeerr than LIFE!!!!

Dante says:
alright……

Dante says:
hahaha

KaviLaN says:
now let’s go kill ourselves

Dante says:
i’d suggest running headlong to a brick wall

KaviLaN says:
why dont we just poke our fucking eyes out wit a fork?

Dante says:
nah. that’s not fatal

Dante says:
a dose of rat poison will do the job

KaviLaN says:
blame it on the backside boys…

Dante says:
hahaha

Dante says:
we may hate them

Dante says:
but admit it

Dante says:
it’s fun to listen to them once a while

KaviLaN says:
they’re in my secret playlist - songs i dont want other ppl to know that im listening

Dante says:
hahaha

Dante says:
dude

Dante says:
there’s no need to take that kind of drastic measures

Dante says:
u gotta let ppl know about ur ’soft’ side

Dante says:
especially women

KaviLaN says:
gtg now dude… shitload of work has just been assigned

Dante says:
same here

Dante says:
later bro