It’s chapter 2, kiddos. So now, you’ve been elected to office. Well, maybe your proxy has been elected to office. Doesn’t matter. It’s still your policies that are going to end up being implemented. Cheer up. After disposing of the evidence of you cheating your way into office, you gotta serve your constituency. Nothing is easier in Goblokland. Why? The nation’s filled with Gobloks, for fuck’s sake. It’s like stealing candy from a baby. Or making multi-billion Goblokian Dollar bail-outs. Whichever you’re good at.

I was thinking of writing my first book. You know the books about thought-provoking issues like socio-politics, regional ethnicities, or even economical situations? The ones which make you think twice about what’s going on in our country and engages the readers with its clear-cut points and stirring comments? The ones where non-fiction enthusiasts sit over and have an in-depth discussion about for hours? Yeah. My book is totally NOT going to be like that at all. I’m gonna call it GOBLOKology: Inside Goblokland. Has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?

So, how do you get elected to office in Goblokland? And also, getting elected isn’t the icing on the cake. You gotta STAY there as well. Getting there and staying there. How? Well, there are many popular ways to do it. Let’s have a look at some of them, shall we?