I think it’s of no secret that lately, TMNet Streamyx has been giving us fucked up broadband connections. What use is broadband when I take fucking 20-30 seconds to open Google’s homepage? One day it was fine, and suddenly the next, connections to certain sites have been draggy and some just refuse to load. Don’t fucking blame it on my system coz they are fucking fine. Even my office has the same fucking problem.

Fuck you guys. Fuck your motherfucking, shit-assed, piss poor excuse of a broadband service provider. I used Maxis’ broadband to check things out and they were fucking fine to me AND others, even when Maxis’ speed around my area isn’t up to par, you worthless pieces of donkey-snot bastards. I can’t even run a fast FTP download. It frustrates me to the max.

Even as I am writing this, this page is taking forever to load. Only God knows what kind of fuck-faced hickeys are running the whole place. FUCK YOU.

Now…. If only P1 WIMAX is available in Klang….. dammit…

Oh, before I forget…  FUCK YOU TMNET STREAMYX! Change the damn name to SLOWMYX la, assholes!

** I know. I haven’t been all that creative lately. With all these lists and nothing to actually discuss about, I’m starting to look like just another one of those lazy bloggers. I’ve got a lot of stuff running around me that I can’t quite capture that “in-your-face” spirit for my articles. Hence, these lists.

So, we all have our favourite movies. So do our politicians. I have some of them here for your consideration. They’re not in a listed order coz I frankly don’t fucking know how to list them.

• Honey, I Shrunk The Economy
  Genius inventor Lahlah Dollah invents some weird policies and implements them, and comical repercussions ensue in the national economy. Great laughs for the entire family, especially the jobless graduates.




• The OH-MY-GODfather
  Adapted from a great novel, the story of an always sleepy Godfather of the political mob and his unruly bunch of mobsters called the MPs. Watch his empire crumble before him as he feigns ignorance, and the internal feud that threatens to put him to sleep forever

2008 is coming to a close. We’ve heard a lot of shit coming from both sides of the political divide, not to mention some other groups which are in contention to give Dan Quayle a run for his money. The list below is something of my own opinion, to which you are welcome to add / remove / edit (in the comments section, of course )

10. We are not in recession… Our economy is strong… The Ringgit is steady…
Bailout plan! ValueCap! Ooopss, there goes the KLSE!

9. He insulted Islam / Malays / Ketuanan Melayu
Really, don’t you guys have any originality anymore when you wanna try to screw someone with a multi-million hits website?

Note: Article inspired from Chris Rock’s Kill The Messenger

Keling is generally viewed as a deragatory word referring to Indians. Call an Indian “keling”, and almost immediately you’ll be met with stares and blood-shot eyes with tightly gripped fists aching for a facial contact. If you’re all by yourself and you use that word in Bangsar, Brickfields or Klang, you might return home with a few bruises. Possibilities exist that you might not return at all. Too bad those dumb politicians are still able to return to the parliament or state councils.

These days, like Chris Rock said, everything needs to be politically correct. You know you cannot be politically correct all the time. And so, it all comes down to context. In what sense do you mean the word when you say it, and how does it justify you saying it. Most of the time, all these would mean jack shit, so you better just avoid saying shit in the first place. It’s much safer.

Anyways, according to the Keling Council formed just around 35 seconds ago in my head, there is a situation where calling an Indian “keling” is accepted. You are allowed to call an Indian “keling” IF

I did a “bad” thing. I made a parody of Bodohwi. I spent a few hours last nite doing the subtitles for this video. After that, it was all uploaded to Youtube. It parodies Hitler’s downfall in the movie Der Untergang. Perhaps you have seen many versions of the parody before. Well, this is just my take on it.