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Aaaahhh, racism. It’s a little touchy subject. But why shouldn’t we look at it at a humourous angle? Sometimes, all you need is to lighten up and laugh. Nope, I’m not inciting “racial riots” here. What’s wrong in having a few laughs here and there?
So, these few jokes are compiled from some famous international comedians (Russel Peters and Dave Chappelle to be exact), most of which have been modified to suit the context of the Malaysian people. Now, since I am from the Indian heritage, maybe I would just take a look at my own side first. As they say, if you can’t laugh at yourself, then you can’t laugh at anything. Read the full article…
Posted in Crazy Tots..., LiFe n TimeZ.
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a few months ago, mon and dad and bro were off to a wedding in perak… i had to stay home coz i had work, and i cudnt get a holiday (bummer). So i was left to fend 4 myslf in terms of lunch and dinner. Thankfully, over the years, i’ve had some incredible cooking lessons by lovely females and a few straight males. So i was off to the kitchen to cook fine meals for 3 days.
But i wasnt born wit kitchen skills. Looking back now, there WAS another episode about 8 or 9 years ago, wer i was left alone for only a day, and i had to figure out how to navigate the most complex part of the house: the kitchen.
Sure, i cud’ve walked over to the shop and got me a nice wan tan mee or even sum plain roti canai. But nooooo… I wanted to prove to myself that i can make my own food. And thus, my quest for the ultimate self-made breakfast began. Read the full article…
Posted in LiFe n TimeZ.
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One of the very very exciting and memorable weekends i have ever had : First Beat Vol. 4, Musicitis- Spread the Infection!!
Concert date: 29/09/07, venue: experimental theater ( AIMST ). There were a total of 30 songs played that night and nearly 450 people turned up!! For an AIMST event that extremely huge scale. Woohoo!! Read the full article…
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And so, I grabbed the chance when Goblok-land’s Law Minister agreed to do an interview. I had my trusty reporter-cum-investigator, Kirim Singh Wiliya (KSW) tagging along after his absense from the last interview with that Happy Penis guy. Now, with all the issues going on in Goblok-land, the minister has been going on like an asshole with rants and raves. Here’s the interview with Datok Nazi Ass-is, herein referred to as DNA. Read the full article…
Posted in Crazy Tots..., Interviews, LiFe n TimeZ, PolitiX.
By Kavi
September 28, 2007
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Wow! The word SORRY can really save your ass. Especially if you’re a big ass politician. Yep. The badonkadonk that actually didn’t pay up the customs duty for his vehicle actually said “Oops, I forgot. Sorry. I will pay up.” And these dumbshits who are in uniform also fucking accepted his apology and apparent forgetfulness. So, here I am trying to educate my readers on when NOT to use the word sorry.
just like captain vijayakanth mentioned in one of the most outrageously stupid tamil movies in history: “Mannippu. Tamil-le enakku pudikkaathe varthe” (translation: “‘Sorry’. The word that i despise the most in tamil”)..
well, i think he had his own justifications in uttering those ever famous words which is forever etched into out minds (sadly). The word “sorry” has been used almost as often as toilet paper. Its usage has multiplied faster than field mice.
let’s have a view of ourselves in the mirror. How many time have we uttered that five-letter menace? undoubtedly, no one keeps count. We say “sorry” in any situation, be it life-threatening or simply to make other ppl feel good (or bad, depending on ur views of other ppl). Read the full article…
Posted in Crazy Tots..., LiFe n TimeZ.
By Kavi
September 26, 2007
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If there was a song that sums me up for what I am, AND potrays my thoughts on the current Malaysian social issues, it is Sum 41’s Fat Lip. Listen to it only if u like rock, more so coz it is actually in the punk rock category.
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Posted in LiFe n TimeZ.
By Kavi
September 25, 2007
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for those of u who are working, u’d probably remember those days wen u just had graduated and were on the streets running around job hunting…. frens and relatives who were aledi working at that point may have given u advice like “any job wud do… don be choosy”.
well, sumtimes, u gotta know about the different job types that are present in common workplace… u might wanna be, well, “prepared” in any case that sum of u might apply for this job, in the most case wer the job market is flooded wit graduates of the same qualification as urs…
so, since i’ve had quite sum XP in different job types during after PMR, SPM and long holidays from the uni, i wud like to let u know bout the real world.
firstly, medical students, u do not qualify for these tips, as after u complete ur studies, u’s be sent off to sum place u dont wanna go and see sum ppl u dont wanna see and treat sum disease u dont wanna treat, then go do sum specialization, and finish up paying ur loans at 40, then start living ur life wealthily at the age of 50. Read the full article…
Posted in Crazy Tots..., LiFe n TimeZ.
By Kavi
September 23, 2007
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